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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 08:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Is it possible that my TF caused a kundalini awakening in another person? He is famous because He is a singer. We have not met physically yet, but I have gone through kundalini awakening and DNOTS and their ongoing. I have also had soul recognition so I know for sure that He is my Divine Counterpart and I do not have any doubts about it. But it is indeed perplexing that somebody had an awakening at the physical level because of Him. Is it a test for me? I have a mixture of feelings. On one hand I marvelled at Him and empathised with the person and on the other, I doubt if this just a test for me. I would appreciate your pov. Thank you for much.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

No way

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts