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11.06.2025 08:04

Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No way
The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Supplement health risks to know about, plus a celebrity's 'brutal' infection - Fox News
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Do older women know what they want?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everything You Need to Know About MicroSD Express - WIRED
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading