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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 08:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

No way

The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Supplement health risks to know about, plus a celebrity's 'brutal' infection - Fox News

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Do older women know what they want?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everything You Need to Know About MicroSD Express - WIRED

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?