What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 08:13

Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
No way
What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts